IMPORTANT UPDATE

Hi there! Remember when I said this blog would be up forever and ever? Yeah, I take that back. I'm gonna delete it.

HOWEVER, fret not. The posts aren't going anywhere. Well, they are, actually. They're going to two different places: Medium, and my SHINY NEW WEBSITE.

You can find said shiny new website here. The Adobe round-up is there waiting for you. My Medium account is here. There's nothing on it yet but I intend to move the non-software-related posts there.

So, that's it for me on Blogger! This site will remain up until Monday, May 6th, the "official" launch of my new blog, Ghost on the Web.

Thanks for joining me on this little experiment. I hope you'll follow me to my new platforms and continue being awesome.

So, Here's the Deal

I've been doing some thinking and I've decided I'm going to take a brief hiatus, effective immediately, for the rest of April. In addition to a recent slew of unexplained medical problems, I've been feeling a little creatively stunted when it comes to keeping up with posts.

Also, Blogger is ugly and horrible, and I fully regret ever starting here.

With the time off, I'm going to reinvent this blog and, most likely, move to a different platform (Wordpress.org is swiftly becoming inevitable). I have no idea what that will mean for this blog but I fully intend to do whatever I can to keep these posts here. Don't worry. Even if I have to physically copy and paste it onto the new blog, that Adobe round-up isn't going anywhere. I wouldn't do that to you. I put too much damn work into that round-up to just let it disappear.

But I'm also going to use this time to take what I've learned blogging wildly these first few months and turning those lessons into a viable product that I'm proud to maintain. I think I'm going to focus exclusively on software and app reviews/round-ups. Not only do I really enjoy making them, they "sell well." And I love to share information!

I think this break will be good for both of us, Reader. I'm gonna come back smarter and fresher and we'll both be the better for it. Take care of yourself. Be good. Make art.

Sorry. Again.

Spent the whole afternoon in the ER. I'm pooped. Let's try again next week, shall we?

Let's Make a Deal: Giving Yourself Permission to Cut Corners

So, as you may have noticed, my most recent blog posts have either been seriously delayed or outright non-existent. In fact, I even had to change my post date to Sundays. I take responsibility for my lack of professionalism but, at the same time, I'm still not famous enough to care too much about it, and I suspect none of you really do, either. And I figure I'm already a disappointment to most people who meet me; what's another 20 or so blog readers to the already mounting pile of evidence that I consistently fail to meet the expectations of the world I live in?

Yikes, that got dark. Quick, bring out the puppies!

There we go.

Suffice it to say that most of why I haven't been around is because of some serious burn-out following the third shitty month of what's quickly becoming a shitty year. I won't bore you with the details but let's just say everything is on fire and awful but I'm hanging in there.

While I was putting off writing things last week, I got to spend some time thinking about my better methods of dealing with burnout. The problem with burnout is that, if you want to cure it entirely, you need time and freedom from obligations, and most of us have neither of those things, let alone both at the same time. I've literally been too tired and frustrated to handle my most basic needs. I didn't go grocery shopping once in March. Not even once. My diet exclusively consisted of fast food and whatever leftovers I could steal from my parents without them noticing.

This, of course, only added to my growing sense of exhaustion and despair, because fast food is really fucking bad for you. I knew I had to go grocery shopping. But then I'd have to cook food. I don't mind cooking but I do find the things that must take place around cooking--like cleaning up whatever mess my parents left in the kitchen beforehand, cleaning up my own messes as I make them, and chopping fucking vegetables--utterly exhausting. I would honestly rather slit my own throat with a box cutter than dice a single onion.

But I'm also poor as fuck (I think that's the technical term) and doing things like buying pre-cut vegetables, getting groceries delivered to you, or--offended gasp--subscribing to an online meal kit are all ridiculously expensive. So, what's a broke, depressed loser to do? Eat ennui for breakfast?

No. I'm a practical person. I needed a practical solution. I needed... to make a list.

The Three Currencies

Money may make the world go round, but there are actually three currencies: Money, time, and energy. There's a lot of overlap between them regarding spending but, generally, if you don't spend one, you're likely spending at least one of the other.

Of the three, I probably have the least amount of energy. Call it laziness, burnout, lack of ambition, or whatever else you want, but I'm a very low-energy person. I'm hard to excite, I sleep a lot, and I have no stamina when it comes to doing things. Any things.

I don't watch this show but my mom does and I sure do relate to this guy.

I also don't have much time these days. My job is only part-time but I also live with four family members, two of whom are primarily my responsibility right now, especially regarding their transportation. I've driven 883 miles so far this year and I'd wager more than half of that has been driving other people to places. That may not sound like much, but when you consider I never really venture beyond a 10-mile radius of my house, and that I literally work from home, those miles add up to hours of time wasted doing easily one of my least favorite activities, which is also a massive drain on my energy stores.

Plus, when you share a kitchen with four people, two of whom are prolific cooks and bakers, my access to the kitchen is rare. I may have the time, energy, and ingredients to make a meal, but there's not much I can do if my stepdad is ass-deep in flour while preparing for yet another bake sale at the high school and won't be out of the kitchen for another four hours. Who knows what body blows I'll have received from this bitch called life in that time?

In other words, despite being broke as a joke, the resource I actually have the most of right now is money. Not enough to even remotely solve the problems that have put me in this dumpster fire of a living situation in the first place, but at least enough to help me not eat quantum garbage every day. This was an important revelation. 

Let's Make a Deal

Armed with this knowledge, I returned to my original problem. How was I going to acquire some decent food while also being realistic enough to know what I absolutely will not do, no matter how much I might want to or think I should?

As it turned out, the answer was in the question: Figure out what you want to do, subtract all the things you won't do, then go do what's left. 

I wanted to eat more vegetables and cook my own meals. I like doing those things! But if I bought whole ingredients, even if they were cheaper, I knew damn well they'd simply rot before I could get a chance to prep them, if for no other reason than I really, really hate prepping. Something had to give. 

So, I reached deep into my subconsciousness and extracted a game my mom used to play with me when I was a kid and she needed me to do something: Let's Make a Deal. In other words, let's find a compromise between what must be done and what you're able/willing to do.

The Compromise Chart

When it comes to figuring things out, I'm at my best when I either talk out loud to myself or write things down. So, naturally, when it came time to figure out my food problem, I busted open a Google Keep note and started free-writing some quick and easy meals I could throw together in big batches and munch on throughout the week. With that, I included the ingredients I'd need. Every step of the way, I was looking for compromises. I may not be able to budge on the pre-diced onions debate, but I don't really mind chopping a few potatoes here and there. The meat department might make me squeamish, but even I can deal with handling strips of steak or a raw chicken breast or two. Maybe I can't use the oven because my parents are holding it hostage, but you can make just about anything in a slow cooker with enough patience and imagination.

From this, a grocery list was born. A realistic and practical grocery list that, yes, ended up being pricey relative to the amount of food I got, but what I lost in money I more than made up in time and effort. Besides, what's the greater waste of money: Buying pre-cut onions and actually using them or buying whole onions and letting them sit until they have to be thrown out?

Know Thyself (or Suffer Agonizing Constipation)

I'd wager that being a helpless and lazy asshole about food for one month wreaked more havoc on my health than four years of smoking cigarettes ever did. I gained weight in spite of concentrated efforts to keep my calorie intake low, I became even more tired and depressed, and I stopped shitting. I literally took zero shits for over a week. I was so constipated it physically hurt and required medical attention.

I'm positive that the vengeful resurgence of my physiological and psychological problems stems at least partly from my irresponsibility with my own body because I'm here now, on the other side of the struggle, with a fridge full of food I made myself and a belly full of homemade chicken salad and carrot sticks. I'm making better choices because I gave myself the permission and ability to do so, even if it meant cutting corners in places. I stopped feeling sorry for the fact that I couldn't manage to do things the normal, responsible people way. I stopped worrying about what the people of the internet would do/think/say if I didn't buy the cheapest things at the market, or used disposable containers. And I stopped deluding myself into thinking there was no solution to what turned out to be a very simple problem.

So, I bought the damn pre-cut meat and vegetables. I pre-portioned meals and snacks into tiny Tupperware containers and Ziploc bags. I brought the metaphorical hairdryer to work. And you know what I got out of it? Some bomb-ass curry and stir-fry and all the carrot sticks I can handle. And I'm ecstatic about it. 

And I'm pooping fabulously. Thank you, fiber!

You're Allowed to Take Shortcuts

The point of my spiel today is that you, too, have the power to make good choices too. Your story is likely very different from mine. As such, your problems and their solutions will also be vastly different. That's why I went ahead and made a worksheet to help you find your own compromises:

In the wise words of the Letterkenny crew: "Figure it out."

You can also find the pdf here. It's free! But I'm always accepting tips.

One final thing to keep in mind is that nothing in life is set in stone. What works for you right now may not be relevant next week or even tomorrow. But by observing yourself, you'll learn to better understand your needs versus your abilities and you'll get better at finding ways to compensate for your shortcomings. That's not shameful; it's practical.

With (objective) self-awareness comes self-confidence. It's okay to suck at some things, even if you suck at them forever. It's equally okay to not want to get better at those things because you have more important shit going on in your life right now. We are not defined by our struggling, but by our ability to overcome those struggles. Even if it means taking the lazier way out of a problem so you can free up your mental and physical energy for shit you actually care about.

That's all for me. See you next week. Be good. Make art.

Sorry

You might have noticed that there was no post today! A mix of burnout and illness wiped me out for the week and by the time I remembered I hadn't picked a topic for this week's blog, I was too exhausted (and too close to the deadline) to do any meaningful work even if I'd thought of something.

So, I took the week off. But in that time I've thought of two blog topics for the next couple weeks, so I regret nothing.

See you next week! Be good. Make art.

I Am Good Time Management and so Can You

EDITOR'S NOTE: You may have noticed that this is the second week in a row I've not posted on Friday. That is because the universe is a huge asshole and doesn't seem to like me posting blogs on Friday. So, I'm moving update day to SUNDAY. Starting today. Obviously. Thanks for understanding!

I've been working from home for about a year and a half now. In that time, I've learned a lot of things about myself. First and foremost, I absolutely cannot work from home. Home is where I sleep and play video games. I refuse to let work get in the way of those things, so I frequent coffee shops and libraries for work time.

Next, but no less important, is that my time management skills are utter crap. Garbage. No bueno. It's fuckin' embarrassing.

Call me an asshole, but I don't like working for a living. I don't like being told what to do and I don't like that whether or not I can eat food and live in a house is in the hands of some faceless entity who probably couldn't tell you my last name if you asked. The whole labor system is corrupt, anti-poor, and quickly becoming obsolete.

But I can't change the system any more than I can change the spin of our planet. So, I've devised ways to work within it, and in the process have become something of an expert on managing my time... in theory, anyway.

Here's a list of tricks and tools I use to make sure I can afford groceries and internet.

The Stephen Covey Time Management Matrix

You may have heard of The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, Stephen Covey's world-famous self-help book and darling of every high school guidance counselor and college-prep teacher since its publication in 2004. I've never read it cover-to-cover but I have researched it extensively it for work and, wouldn't you know it, there's some pretty good stuff in there. My bad, Ms. Ray.

The most effective thing I pulled from 7 Habits was a tool: The Time Management Matrix, something to which I was first introduced in college by this fantastic article. It's sort of like a next-level to-do list. Instead of using a bulleted list to plan your tasks, you sort them into one of four quadrants:

1. Important and Urgent
2. Important but not Urgent
3. Not Important but Urgent
4. Not Important and not Urgent

Since those categories are kind of a mouthful and not terribly informative or inspiring, I decided to rename them:

1. Do This
2. Develop This
3. Defer/Delegate This
4. Dude. THIS?

I slapped together this handy little graphic with some example tasks I might add:

Note: My life is extraordinarily boring.

(Here's a blank version, if you're into that:)

I picked green cuz I dyed my hair green recently!

Prioritizing your tasks this way will teach you far more about what matters to you than a bulleted list ever could. The Covey Matrix is two parts to-do list to one part mindfulness exercise. In my opinion, quadrants two and three are the most important: The former keeps your long-term goals at the forefront of your attention. The latter teaches you how to say no and to ask for help, which are truly two of the most useful skills a human being can have and easily my greatest weaknesses. 

I love the Covey Matrix so much I went full toddler and drew one in chalk on my bedroom wall, right in front of my desk. I use sticky notes to sort tasks when I'm working at home. If I'm on the go, I'll scribble one out in a notebook and use that. If you use a to-do app, you might even try remodeling your task categories by priority instead of category.

Speaking of to-do apps...

Any.Do

Because of my interests, my job, and just who I am as a person, I spend an enormous chunk of my time screwing around with Android apps. I love them. Some people get drunk and buy things on Amazon. I get drunk and either download apps from the Google Play store or put books on hold at the library. Both activities are great fun and (usually) don't cost a cent. 

I'm an especially big fan of productivity apps. I firmly believe in making my shitty existence better and easier by any means necessary, including and especially with the use of technology. My cognitive capabilities are limited and only ever going to get worse: why wouldn't I do everything in my power to lessen my mental burdens and free up brainpower for shit I'd rather be doing, like taking depression naps? Why would I do a job that my smartphone could do better and with less effort? That's not being lazy; that's being efficient. And also in my case lazy. Either way, I eagerly await and welcome our oncoming robot overlords.

I've played with a lot of task management apps over the years. But the one I always keep coming back to, and the one I'm using right now, is Any.Do.

I first found Any.Do early in my undergrad career. I was still mourning the recent loss of Astrid, the task manager I'd been using before. Yahoo had just bought it that year, only to ruthlessly kill it months later (and on my BIRTHDAY, no less). At the time, I was going through task managers like bad Tinder dates and cheap toilet paper, despondent and grieving but hoping I'd find something to fill the void Astrid left behind. 

Any.Do has unquestionably filled that void. Even back then, it boasted a number of useful features and I found its minimalist aesthetic, responsive interface, and (admittedly terrible at the time) desktop compatibility most enticing. 

What has really won me over, however, is Any.Do's willingness to change, experiment, and improve. It seems like every time I find myself wishing Any.Do had this or that feature, I end up getting my wish before I even have time to properly complain about it. I wanted a web app instead of a shitty Chrome extension: Turned out they'd been working on it for months. I wanted tags: They added tags (but only for premium, boo). There's even a feature in development that will let you outsource your tasks to actual people assistants (for a fee). How cool is that?! 

I use the free version and am very happy with it. If I wasn't such a broke and cheap bastard, however, I'd have the premium version, if only for the location-based reminders feature and tags. If you want to start using Any.Do, here's a neato referral link from me, which will give us both a week of Premium features when you sign up. 

Any.Do also has a sister app, Cal, but I don't get it and I don't use it. I prefer...

Google Calendar

Listen. If I don't have regular reminders to go places and do things, I will neither go places nor do things. In this way, a written planner is completely useless to me. A notebook will not remind me that I have to be at the doctor in 20 minutes and it takes 18 minutes to get there and if I'm late it'll take 2 months to reschedule so I really should leave right now. 

But Google will do that. Google will do all that and so much more. 

The whole Google Suite is rife with useful tools that can make you a more productive and happier person but Calendar is what I get the most mileage out of on a day-to-day basis. Not only can you input your appointments, you can set reminders to yourself, including location-based reminders (take THAT, Any.Do!), and there's even a very basic tasks function if you'd rather use that than Any.Do... though I'd think you pretty silly for preferring it. It integrates with Google Maps, so you can set the locations of your appointments and get estimations of how long it'll take to get to your destinations. And you can invite other people to your Calendar events, which is hugely handy when you work remotely with people in different time zones.

Plus, if you have access to the Google Voice Assistant, the command "start my day" will list your day's calendar appointments, read out your reminders, and tell you all sorts of other neato information about your upcoming day. I use it to get the news and weather, too. It's almost like having a personal assistant, but like, a cheap knock-off personal assistant. 

Google Calendar is powerful enough on its own but Google becomes more powerful the more of its apps you use. Because my job is done through the Google Suite, I use a lot of Google's parts, and it works wonderfully for me. But I'll confess: I think Outlook is just as nice. My university used Outlook as its email platform and the only part of it I hated was how incompatible it was with Google. As a standalone platform within the Microsoft family, however, I think it's great. And as much as I hate Microsoft sometimes, I do love the Office Suite.

Oops, I got a little distracted there. That happens a lot, actually. That's why I also use...

App Blockers

Because my work computer is also my Overwatch-playing computer, and my work phone is also my Twitter and book-reading phone, some days I have a hell of a time buckling down and doing the things I get paid to do because I'd much rather be doing the things I actually enjoy doing. For times like these, I invoke the power of app and website blockers.

My two favorites are Stayfocusd for web and OFFTIME for Android. Both are designed to block your access to different websites and apps for time periods you determine. With Stayfocusd, you can set a time limit to use the websites you want to be blocked, and they'll only be blocked when your time runs out for the day. Stayfocusd also has what it calls the Nuclear Option, which blocks either your blacklist or all websites for a set period of time.

OFFTIME is basically just the nuclear option of Stayfocusd. You set the apps you want to be blocked and the amount of time you want to block them, activate the timer, and set your phone down to go live your actual, real life. OFFTIME will even block calls and texts, but you can whitelist certain contacts or have a call come through if someone tries to contact you more than once in a short period of time, so you don't miss emergencies. That would be bad.

If you want something more like Stayfocusd for your phone, though, I used to use AppDetox and think it's also great. Switching to OFFTIME was purely a matter of personal preference. I love them both equally.

I'm starting to feel like that guy in every Pokemon game. Wow! Technology is amazing! I wonder what the next high-tech suggestion is going to be...

A Notebook

Surprise! It's actually something not high-tech at all. In fact, my current notebook of choice is something I snagged from the dollar store because it had a cool pattern on the cover. 

You can just make out my Covey Matrix on the wall in the background.

I've mentioned that I'm profoundly stupid and have a garbage memory, so I rely on technology to supplement my limited brainpower. However, there are some things that are just easier for me to jot down on paper. Maybe it's a side-effect of my old-school upbringing or being born pre-internet. Maybe there's a scientific explanation. I don't know and I don't really care. I like writing things down sometimes.

My notebook serves two purposes. The first is to write down tasks I have to get done, which I usually transfer to Any.Do once I've sorted them out on paper. The second and far more important/useful thing I do with my notebook is to keep a distraction log.

I shamelessly ripped the idea of a distraction log off one of Fabulous's in-app journeys called Staying on the Road, which is all about increasing your focus. The idea is simple: As you're doing your work, every time you find yourself distracted by a thought or idea, you write it down in your distraction log and get back to work. This allows you to acknowledge the thought without having to actively engage in it and throw yourself off-track from what you're actually supposed to be doing. You're not dismissing those thoughts; just deferring them. And as we learned a couple paragraphs ago, being able to defer and delegate ideas is a habit of a highly effective person. 

Prioritization is just efficient procrastination. I'm a gold medalist procrastinator, so the distraction log fit right into my lifestyle. I don't have ADHD or any attention disorders (that I know of, fuck) but based on what I know about them, I think a distraction log would be useful for those who suffer from attention-based disorders. It sure as hell helps with my anxiety.

Final Thoughts

In the interest of being honest, I'm still pretty miserable at managing my time wisely. My energy levels come and go in waves. Some days, I can blow through everything I need to do with no trouble or need for guidance. Other days I need a ten-step YouTube walkthrough just to scratch my own ass. But of all the tricks and tools I've used throughout college, freelancing, and being an emotional disaster of a human being, these are what have consistently helped me the most.

That's it for me. See you next week. Be good. Make art.

How about you? What are your time management secrets? Share them in the comments or tell me on Twitter.